~*~I am a Woman~*~
~*~I shave my legs~*~
~*~I sit down to pee~*~
~*~And I can justify any~*~
~*~shopping spree~*~
~*~Don't go to a barber~*~
~*~but a beauty salon~*~
~*~Can get a massage~*~
~*~without a hard-on~*~
~*~I can balance the checkbook~*~
~*~can pump my own gas~*~
~*~Can talk to my friends~*~
~*~about the size of my ass~*~
~*~My beauty's a masterpiece~*~
~*~and yes, it takes long~*~
~*~At least I can admit~*~
~*~to others when I'm wrong~*~
~*~I don't drive in circles~*~
~*~at any cost~*~
~*~And I don't have a problem~*~
~*~admitting I'm lost~*~
~*~I never forget~*~
~*~an important date~*~
~*~You just gotta deal with it~*~
~*~I'm usually late~*~
~*~I don't watch movies~*~
~*~with lots of gore~*~
~*~Don't need instant replay~*~
~*~to remember the score~*~
~*~I won't lose my hair~*~
~*~I don't get jock itch~*~
~*~And just cause I'm assertive~*~
~*~Don't call me a bitch~*~
~*~Don't say to your friends~*~
~*~Oh yeah, I can get her~*~
~*~In your dreams, my dear~*~
~*~I can do better!~*~
~*~Flowers are okay~*~
~*~But jewelry’s best~*~
~*~Would you look at my face~*~
~*~Not at my chest!~*~
~*~I don't have a problem~*~
~*~with expressing my feelings~*~
~*~I know when you're lying~*~
~*~You look at the ceiling~*~
~*~Don't call me a girl~*~
~*~A babe or a chick~*~
~*~I am a WOMAN~*~
~*~Get it, you prick?!~*~