In a galaxy, far, far away
The Dark Side rules for almost 4 decades
Leaving millions of legitimate voters left to pray
for a Han Solo or even a Joe
In order to run campaign
against the Supreme Leader
With the Jedi as running mates
Once The Force
has finally recounted all votes,
Storm troopers will drag the Supreme Leader
outside the death star
And a declaration of new hope
will be written using Yoda’s quotes
The Dark Side has not been defeated,
not even by far
It just awaits for a new episode,
the mid-term elections,
to spread its evil word :
4 more years before the shit hits the fan
Let’s make Darth Vader great again !