I am not saying it again: get out of bed!
No more laziness, you little sleepy head
Throw away that warm soft blanket
Otherwise I will find your ass and spank it!
I spent half an hour calling out your name
Do you think this is just a silly game?!
Do you find pleasure in ignoring
All my words and just keep snoring?!
Well, darling, pay attention to what I’ll say:
A nice cool splash of water is coming your way!
This one is dedicated to my English roommate who seems to have a little problem getting out of bed;)