oh my love my darling why did you go away
and leave me with your good-looking friend
who is trying to get into my bed and leading you astray
with funny walks and waving arms telling you he is gay.
oh my love my darling why did you go away
and leave me with your good-looking friend
who is so filled with testosterone and with such evil charm
he is nearly irresistible he makes me feel so warm
oh my love my darling why did you go away
and leave me with your good-looking friend
who soft and tenderly kissed me and murmured what the heck
when he put a beautiful expensive golden chain around my neck
oh my love my darling why did you go away
and leave me with your good-looking friend
who swayed both ways who loves, leaves, plays
and makes me wonder if you are in de goose and gander way