My Dog,
My dog, come lay at my feet,
let me boss you,
let me sent you to your carpet,
let me call you dirty dog.
My dog, hear my whistle loud,
respond to my command,
respond to my demand,
respond to every move I make
My dog, I'm not that gentle
as I ought to be,
as I always dog you,
as I am pleasing me
My dog, please be doggy,
and never, never leave me,
and never, never walk away,
and never, never bite my hand,
My lovely doggy,
stay...