When werewolves sunk the Titanic
All hell broke loose;
Vampires were in panic,
Drowned in red booze.
All hell broke loose
When Elvis was found alive,
Drowned in red booze
While learning to dance the Jive
When Evlis was found alive,
Pretending to be an imposter,
While learning to dance the Jive
As well as he could muster
Pretending to be an imposter,
A vegan vampire attacked a tree
As well as he could muster:
"Viagra is the key!"
A vegan vampire attacked a tree
Because Dracula was so small:
"Viagra is the key!"
And it made him very tall
Because Dracula was so small
He put on a big hat
And it made him very tall
Like Michael Jackson's chat
When he put on a big hat
A small boy in a bar,
Like Michael Jackson's chat
Wouldn't get very far
A small boy in a bar,
Abducted by an UFO,
Wouldn`t get very far
If Michael Jackson was aglow
Abducted by an UFO,
Which no longer supports Bush,
If Michael jackson was aglow
He`d be the final push
Who no longer supports Bush
Is an influential UFO resident
He`d be the final push
If Michael Jackson went for president!
Like an influential UFO resident,
vampires were in panic.
Michael Jackson went for president
When werewolves sunk the Titanic!